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So, then I was over in India,

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you know, and I whipped
up this little monsoon.

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Man, I must have
reaped hundreds that day.

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Hundreds, just like that.

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- Really?
- Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

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Of course, I normally prefer to take
souls one at a time, one at a time,

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but, you know, I had
taken some vacation days

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and it was the end of the month,
and, so, you know how it goes.

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By the way, did I mention
that I was in Europe?

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There was an Elvis sighting
there, so I figured I'd check it out,

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but it was just a fat guy in a
sequin suit. I took him anyway.

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<i>Is this guy boring or what? All
he ever talks about is himself.</i>

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<i>I gotta remember that the next time he
comes to town and wants to get together.</i>

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Oh, really?

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- That's very interesting.
- Yes, I thought so, too.

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But enough about me.

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- I want to tell you why I am here.
<i>- I know why you're here,</i>

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<i>to eat my food
and drink my liquor.</i>

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- More champagne?
- Why, sure. Thanks.

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Who are you saving
the good stuff for?

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You know, you and I have
been friends for a long time,

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and much as I enjoy
these little visits,

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it seems to me that this tomb is not
quite big enough for the both of us.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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I want to propose a
contest between you and me.

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- Winner take all.
- And the loser?

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You're on, pal.

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- One.
- Two.

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My rock beats your scissors.

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- Damn.
- Give me your hand.

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Well, kiddies, looks
like your pal, the Crypt

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Keeper, is in the fright
of his life... Death...

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Which is kind of like the
woman in tonight's terror tale.

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It's a nasty little
chopping spree I call...

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Chop!

36
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"The Assassin."

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That didn't hurt one bit.

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- Second round?
- Go for it.

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Honey.

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Perfect.

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- I love you.
- I love you.

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- I want to take you away this weekend.
- Where to?

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Anywhere you want.

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- Just as long as you're happy.
- I'm happy when I'm with you.

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See you tonight.

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Don't forget, the Seldons
are coming for dinner.

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How you do it I'll never know.

48
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Janet McKay, you
are quite a woman.

49
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Of course I am, silly.
What else would I be?

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Excuse me, may I help you?

51
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I hope so, Mrs. McKay.
My name's Simone Bardou.

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I'm with the Los Angeles
Police Department.

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I'd like to ask you a few
questions about your husband.

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- My husband?
- Yes. When do you expect him home?

55
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At 7:00. May I ask
what this is all about?

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Routine matter, ma'am.

57
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When you say 7:00, do you
mean he leaves work at 7:00

58
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or he actually
arrives home at 7:00?

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I think I'd better call
my husband right now.

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That really won't be necessary. As I
said, the questions are merely a formality.

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I think you should know

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that my husband and I have friends
in the Police Department, Miss Bardou.

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Friends in high places.

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Do you know Captain Landau?

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Yes ma'am. I know
the Captain very well.

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- You do?
- It was his idea I speak with you alone.

67
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We believe that you'd be in great danger
if your husband ever found out I was here.

68
00:07:03,890 --> 00:07:07,725
Danger? What're you talking about?
Jeremy would never hurt anybody.

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Perhaps not the Jeremy you know.

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But the man I'm acquainted with

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would kill a man as casually
as he'd pull the wings off a fly.

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You're crazy.

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"Say goodnight, Gracie."

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The bitch went for the
phone. I had no choice.

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Come on. She had you
nailed from the get go.

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- You're wrong.
- William, am I wrong?

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From the get go.

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You walk right into my house, cop or
no cop, I'm gonna blow your head off.

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- Wasn't very smart.
- Smart?

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We're not even talking about
smart, don't mention the other thing.

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What a boner.

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You're both so full of shit,
like you could have done better.

83
00:08:01,948 --> 00:08:05,214
Hello, cloak-and-dagger
101. SIMONE: Shut up!

84
00:08:06,753 --> 00:08:08,153
She's coming around.

85
00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:10,621
What did she say?

86
00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:13,489
Well, it sounds
like "closer, closer."

87
00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:16,052
She wants the drink
moved closer. She's thirsty.

88
00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:19,190
No. If she wanted a drink,
she'd say, "drink" or "Scotch."

89
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She wouldn't say,
"Puh." Use your head.

90
00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:23,528
Who cares how she says
it. Just give her the drink.

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No wait.

92
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Look, look, see.

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Coaster.

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Use a coaster.

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- Yes.
- Damn it!

96
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How did I get stuck with the
two of you as my clean-up crew?

97
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Listen, I would look in the
mirror if I were you, okay?

98
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'Cause I'm not the
only one who's got this

99
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bitch figured out
back-asswards, all right?

100
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Question time, lady.

101
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This Captain Landau you
mentioned, fact or fiction?

102
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- Don't answer. I don't want to know.
- Fiction.

103
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She fed you a line. You took it
in the cheek hook, line and sinker.

104
00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:06,140
Now, I beg your pardon, but
who is stuck with whom here?

105
00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:07,578
Look, I couldn't
take the chance.

106
00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:09,658
Why would she lie to me about
something like that anyway?

107
00:09:09,682 --> 00:09:12,151
'Cause she's onto your
pathetic cop routine, that's why.

108
00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:13,242
Bullshit.

109
00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:15,914
Something about this bitch
that makes me very nervous.

110
00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:18,424
Why would you
lie to me like that?

111
00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:21,019
Because you're dumb.

112
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No policeman in his right mind
would break into someone's home.

113
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What a mess.

114
00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:33,206
Women are always
bleeding on the furniture.

115
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Let's grab some munchies.

116
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Sorry. Hope that doesn't stain.

117
00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:42,979
That's a real kicker.

118
00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:47,318
Your hubby used to glare at me
just like that, real fire in his eyes.

119
00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:50,824
- He ever tell you about us? I bet not.
- What about you?

120
00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:53,624
We were an item
once upon a time.

121
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But we'll save the girl
talk for later, shall we?

122
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I don't know how
you eat those things.

123
00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:03,668
It's grain. It's good for you.

124
00:10:03,736 --> 00:10:07,298
I love the decor in the kitchen.
Did you do that yourself, ma'am?

125
00:10:08,374 --> 00:10:11,674
Would somebody please
tell me what this is all about?

126
00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:14,376
I have a dinner party tonight.

127
00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:16,882
That's a good one.

128
00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:20,251
She has a dinner
party tonight. I like that.

129
00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:24,323
Wanna know what this is about?

130
00:10:24,657 --> 00:10:27,252
- We're here to kill Ronald Wald.
- Who?

131
00:10:27,694 --> 00:10:31,722
- Your husband.
- My husband's name is Jeremy McKay.

132
00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:34,495
But in a former life
it was Ronald Wald.

133
00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:39,133
Okay, Ronald was an operative
for a covert group within the CIA,

134
00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:42,175
set up to eradicate certain
problematic situations.

135
00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:43,835
Radicals on US soil.

136
00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:45,742
Hush-hush situations
where the President felt

137
00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:48,475
it was better for that
individual to just disappear

138
00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:52,076
than for the entire nation
to just air its dirty laundry.

139
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,678
My husband worked
for the President?

140
00:10:56,122 --> 00:11:00,025
- Your husband was an assassin.
- One of the best.

141
00:11:00,693 --> 00:11:03,219
And then a few years ago,
he just up and disappeared.

142
00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:04,559
Left a letter behind saying

143
00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:07,191
he thought that The Company
was trying to set him up.

144
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:11,534
Of course, they were. But in
our line of work, you don't just quit.

145
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:16,167
The Company retires you
when they're ready not before.

146
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,637
And this man you
think is my husband,

147
00:11:18,711 --> 00:11:21,875
this Ronald Wald, nobody
has seen him since?

148
00:11:22,715 --> 00:11:25,583
Exactly. Vanished
into thin air until now.

149
00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:31,486
No. No!

150
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,927
You idiots. You
have the wrong man.

151
00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:40,829
This isn't my husband. This
doesn't even look like my husband.

152
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,369
This...

153
00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:52,570
This is my husband. This
is the man I'm married to.

154
00:11:52,912 --> 00:11:55,279
Jeremy McKay, see?

155
00:11:55,348 --> 00:12:00,150
I said the man is an
AWOL assassin for the CIA.

156
00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,286
He has been
missing for five years.

157
00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:07,293
Do you really think he could avoid us for
this long walking around in his own skin?

158
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:11,061
He's changed his
appearance, you stupid cow.

159
00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:15,625
He's changed his hair, his face,
his fingerprints. He's a new man.

160
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:21,363
- But he got sloppy. He forgot one thing.
- His teeth.

161
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,205
That's right, his teeth.

162
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,770
Two weeks ago, we matched a set
of dental records on the NSA computer

163
00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:29,873
with a Ronald Wald and a J.
McKay in Chatsworth, California.

164
00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:33,317
Now, after all these
years, it just so happens

165
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:37,414
that your husband decided that he wanted
to have a little problem tooth capped.

166
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:40,392
That little vanity
cost him his cover.

167
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:42,789
Ring a bell?

168
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,094
I don't understand.

169
00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:51,833
Mrs. McKay, your husband has
some very unusual bridgework.

170
00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:55,703
So unusual, in fact,

171
00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:59,512
that his dentist plugged into
a dental forum on the Internet

172
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:02,014
to get some help from
his fellow tooth fairies.

173
00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:06,451
Now, it just happens, on pure fluke, one of
our spooks was listening to the exchange.

174
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:10,047
Well, we ran his x-rays
through our computer, well...

175
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,123
Here we are.

176
00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:14,592
Your husband's been a very bad
boy. Time to clean up his mess.

177
00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:18,392
It's going to take me
about three hours to set up.

178
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:21,093
I'd like to get started,
if it's all right with you.

179
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:24,296
Do it. Take her to the
basement. Put a gun in her mouth.

180
00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:28,405
We have a no witness policy here,
Mrs. McKay. I'm sure you understand.

181
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,636
Let's go for a walk.

182
00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:34,846
I haven't done anything, please.

183
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:38,508
Chalk it up to being
born helpless and pretty.

184
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:44,722
Okay, here we go.

185
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:49,792
Problem is we don't want
anybody getting in on our business.

186
00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:51,262
Throw light on the subject.

187
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,527
I don't wanna frighten
you in the dark, you know.

188
00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:56,330
Coming down these stairs,
you know, this is scary.

189
00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:57,563
Look at that.

190
00:13:57,637 --> 00:14:00,637
You know, Mrs. McKay, it's always the
toughest first time to whack somebody.

191
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:02,437
After that, you
generally get used to it.

192
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:05,808
Well, not you, of course,
because it will be your only time.

193
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,699
Got one little critique for
you, though. The kitchen floor.

194
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:11,582
Ceramic tile is out. Kitchen
carpeting is the way to go.

195
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,643
Trust me, I don't know
if you can tell that or not

196
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,712
but just look at me
and you'll know it's true.

197
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:18,815
Oh, gee, I don't want to get
into the whole thing, you know.

198
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:23,656
I like this.

199
00:14:23,996 --> 00:14:26,295
This is a nice set
up you got here.

200
00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:29,345
Let me ask you a question,
Mrs. McKay. What do you prefer?

201
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,929
Do you prefer the
StairMaster or the bike?

202
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:36,867
- Treadmill.
- Treadmill? Yeah, me, too. Yeah.

203
00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:40,402
Yeah, tightens the old buns,
you know what I'm saying?

204
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:44,581
Good buns to tighten, too. I got
some tight buns. You should feel them.

205
00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:47,511
Go ahead, grab
them. It's all right.

206
00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:51,123
- See? See what I mean? Yeah.
- You're right.

207
00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:53,421
- That's nice.
- Thank you, I know.

208
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:57,356
- Don't kill me.
- Mrs. McKay, just, you know, stop that.

209
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:58,762
I've got a job to do.

210
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:01,630
You've got a job to do. Your
job is to die. My job is to kill you.

211
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:05,399
- So sit down and just, you know...
- But what about sex, Todd?

212
00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:08,703
Well, what about it? I mean,
you know, personally speaking,

213
00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:13,741
I think it's, you know, a lot of hard
work to smell somebody's bad breath,

214
00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:15,213
personally. But that's just me.

215
00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:16,715
- That's not true.
- You know...

216
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:19,150
Hey, hey, hey, hey, Mrs. McKay.

217
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:23,453
- Slow down, okay? You know...
- I could show you.

218
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:26,657
- You could?
- Don't you like girls?

219
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:31,053
Yeah, I like girls
just fine, Mrs. McKay.

220
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,327
I... I...

221
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:37,045
I just think they kind of find me
creepy, you know what I mean?

222
00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:38,469
I don't find you creepy.

223
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:39,870
- You don't?
- No.

224
00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:43,433
- Come on. Come on.
- Mrs. McKay.

225
00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:45,888
- I really think you should stop now...
- I know just how you like it.

226
00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:46,936
No, you don't.

227
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:48,090
- Yes, I do.
- You couldn't possibly know

228
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,591
- how I like it, all right?
- Come on.

229
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:52,642
Okay? All right. Just stop,
please. Take your hand off me.

230
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:53,843
Take your...

231
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:57,288
- Take your hand off of me, Mrs. McKay.
- Just the way you like it.

232
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:00,822
Come on, Todd.

233
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,425
- Hey, Mrs. McKay...
- Why don't you take me this way, Todd?

234
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:07,728
Yeah...

235
00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:11,003
Mrs. McKay, that
is the way I like it.

236
00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:47,238
Mrs. McKay, I'm still gonna
kill you when I'm finished.

237
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:50,168
Whoa! Whoa!

238
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:54,679
Hey, Mrs. McKay. Mrs.
McKay. Stop it. Stop it!

239
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:56,950
Stop it! Stop! Mrs. McKay!

240
00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:59,013
Mrs. McKay, stop it.

241
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,358
Help me. Help...

242
00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:10,495
Help me.

243
00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:22,908
Are we ready yet?

244
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:27,743
You know, I would very much like
to make my 12-step program tonight.

245
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:30,982
Oh, don't worry. We'll be
out of here way before then.

246
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,918
I'd like them both to leave
in a two-ply garbage bag.

247
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:38,791
- Drawstring or twisty top?
- Which ever.

248
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,594
What the hell is keeping him?

249
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:46,291
- I'll be right back.
- Chop-chop.

250
00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:08,752
So, did she go out sniveling
or did she take it like a man?

251
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:13,792
Todd?

252
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:21,533
Todd?

253
00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:02,165
Son of a bitch!

254
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:22,127
Okay.

255
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:24,996
Okay.

256
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:38,837
We have to talk.

257
00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:42,708
Who are you?

258
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:46,745
I'm your worst nightmare,
a woman with balls.

259
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,484
You don't have balls, lady.

260
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:51,955
You don't know the
first thing about them.

261
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,789
I've disemboweled a man
while he was screwing me.

262
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:57,327
That took balls.

263
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:03,234
I've shot my own people in the
head so as not to blow my cover.

264
00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:08,104
I even let your husband use me up
while he held a loaded gun to my head.

265
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,871
Why? Because I knew
it really turned him on.

266
00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:13,075
Does he still like
the rough stuff, huh?

267
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:16,775
Does he still like it when you bite
his neck so hard that it draws blood?

268
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:20,115
- Does he? Does he?
- Yes.

269
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:25,581
See, you can change the way you look,
but you can't change what you're made of.

270
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:30,423
To tell you the truth, it's
gonna be really good to see him.

271
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:34,524
- It's been such a long time.
- Not long enough, Gwen.

272
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,297
- What did you just call me?
- I called you Gwen.

273
00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:41,267
At least that's what you told me
your name was when we were dating.

274
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:45,372
I would've thought you of all people
would have something nice to say

275
00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:47,140
about my new bridgework.

276
00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:49,304
Ronald?

277
00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:51,515
Goodbye, Gwen.

278
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,144
I'd love to reminisce a little
longer, but as I said before,

279
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:56,052
I have a dinner party at 7:00.

280
00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:03,595
Oh, my God, it's 5:00.

281
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,733
I really have my
work cut out for me.

282
00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:11,168
Well, you and your
friends will just have to help.

283
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,280
Round we go.

284
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:30,799
And the ball was heading
straight for the hole.

285
00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:32,155
I am looking at a birdie,

286
00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:35,353
and out of nowhere comes this
ground squirrel, steals the ball

287
00:21:35,427 --> 00:21:37,862
and I suppose is putting
it away for the winter.

288
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:40,729
Honey, only a squirrel
could ruin your perfect putting.

289
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,167
- More salad anyone?
- No. Fine, thank you.

290
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:17,669
Darn it.

291
00:22:40,392 --> 00:22:41,792
Honey, look what Larry found.

292
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:48,262
Sweetheart, it was a joke.
Larry's just kidding around.

293
00:22:48,334 --> 00:22:53,136
Well, it isn't funny. I
nearly had a heart attack.

294
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,906
- What are you doing later?
- I don't know. What did you have in mind?

295
00:22:58,978 --> 00:23:01,538
- I bought a new paddle.
- You did?

296
00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:02,741
Yes, I did.

297
00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:06,374
And when daddy gets through
spanking mommy, maybe we can play spy.

298
00:23:06,452 --> 00:23:09,581
Only if you bite Ronnie
right here, just where I like it.

299
00:23:09,655 --> 00:23:13,422
- Bite who? Who's Ronnie?
- I said "mommy". Bite mommy.

300
00:23:19,431 --> 00:23:21,195
Great flavor. What's in it?

301
00:23:21,267 --> 00:23:24,499
Just a little something some
friends helped me throw together.

302
00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:26,232
How you do it I'll never know.

303
00:23:26,305 --> 00:23:28,501
Janet McKay, you
are quite a woman.

304
00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:30,167
Of course I am, silly.

305
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,762
What else would I be?

306
00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:38,507
- One, two, three.
- Damn!

307
00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:45,380
That Janet, she must
be a hell of a cook.

308
00:23:45,491 --> 00:23:50,452
I don't know about you, kiddies, but I
found Simone pretty hard to swallow.

309
00:23:51,797 --> 00:23:54,995
Personally, I wouldn't
have made them into a stew.

310
00:23:55,301 --> 00:23:59,102
I think creeps suzette would
have been much more appropriate.

311
00:24:01,407 --> 00:24:02,407
Ready?

312
00:24:06,845 --> 00:24:09,838
Well, looks like I won.

313
00:24:09,915 --> 00:24:13,215
Hey, what are you talking
about? I am still here.

314
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:15,652
Let's play again. Come
on. Double or nothing.

315
00:24:17,589 --> 00:24:21,617
Take my advice, pal,
quit while you're a head.

316
00:24:59,932 --> 00:25:00,932
English -SDH